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To: Karen Lawrence who wrote (23064)	3/26/2002 11:24:19 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Read Replies (1) of 62567

Insults: Anyone who told you to just be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing! Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation? Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today? Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Do you have to leave so soon? I was about to poison your tea. Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you? Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words. Don't let your mind wander -- it's too small to be let out alone. Don't you have a terribly empty feeling ---- in your skull? Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? Excellent time to become a missing person. He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot. He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow. He is always lost in thought -- unfamiliar territory. He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot. He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet.

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