Redneck Vasectomy;
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that
was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the
husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his
cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called
a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was
expensive. A less costly alternative, said the
doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks
are legal in Alabama), light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the
smartest man in the world, but I don't see how putting
a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to
help me." "Trust me," said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in
a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to
count:
"1"
"2"
"3"
"4"
"5"
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between
his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Kentucky, Mississippi,
and West Virginia. |
