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To: sandintoes who wrote (23177)	4/3/2002 9:56:12 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (1) of 62558

It's about that time again...TAX TIME The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze one more drop of juice out could win the money. Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice,"I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter had died down, the bartender said,"okay"; grabbed a lemon and squeezed away. He then handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man. Suddenly, the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the little man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000 and asked the little man; "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weightlifter, or what?" The little man replied; "I work for the IRS."

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