On an island in a chain of beautiful desert islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people were stranded:
Two Italian men and one Italian woman,
Two French men and one French woman,
Two German men and one German woman
Two Greek men and one Greek woman,
Two English men and one English woman,
Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman,
Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman,
Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman,
Two American men and one American woman,
Two Irish men and one Irish woman
One month later on this stunning deserted island in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage a trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other, and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarians took one long look at the endless ocean and another look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant, and a laundry and they have the Chinese woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of her personal fulfillment, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinions, and how her relationship with her mother is improving.
The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because things get sort of foggy after the first few pints of coconut whiskey, still they are satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun. |
