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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (23337)4/19/2002 2:42:32 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
First day on the job...

The passenger tapped the cab driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the sidewalk, and stopped inches from a department store window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mister, don't ever do that again. You scared me half to death!"

The passenger apologized and said he didn't realize that a little tap could scare him so much.

The driver replied, "You're right. I'm sorry, really it's not your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
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