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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (23339)4/19/2002 7:31:59 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between
services when he was approached by the minister. The minister
asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and
listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the
bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on
but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance,
so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be
right back."

Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected
the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession.
"Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given
into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."

Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation.
Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desper-
ation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and
asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral
sex?"

In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
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