The Pope had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast and was taking
a limousine to the airport.
Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive for a
while.
Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he got in the back of
the limo and the Pope took the wheel.
He turned onto I-95 and accelerated to about 90 MPH. WHAM! The blue lights
of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his rearview mirror.
He pulled over and a trooper came to his window.
When the trooper saw who it was, he said, "Just a moment, please, I need
to call in." The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.
He said, "I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to know
what to do."
The chief replied, "Who is it, not Ted Kennedy again?"
The trooper said, "No, even more important."
It isn't the Governor Jeb Bush is it?" asked the chief.
"No, even more important," replied the trooper.
"It isn't the President George Bush, is it?"
"No, replied the trooper, "even more important."
"Well, WHO the HECK is it?!" screamed the chief.
The trooper responded, "I don't know for sure but I think it might be
Jesus, because his chauffeur is the Pope!" |
