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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (23341)4/19/2002 7:36:54 AM
From: Peter S. Maroulis  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
Man Is Like An Automobile

1. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and the
U-joints get worn, causing the drive shaft to go bad.

2. The transmission won't go into high gear and sometimes has difficulty
getting out of low. Overdrive is out of the question!

3. It is hard to keep the radiator filled because of the leaking hose.
His frame has a big bow in the middle too. The thermostat goes out,
making it difficult to reach operating temperature. The headlights grow
dim, and the battery needs constant recharging.

4. But if the body looks good, we can keep it washed and
polished, giving the impression it can compete with newer
models and make one more trip down the primrose lane before the head
gasket blows.
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