Judy dear, it's nice to see
You deigned to drop along,
Happy now? I hope you'll be!
And nothing else go wrong.
There aren't so many gender types,
Who Grace this cheery thread,
But they'll be here, you wait and see
To cash in; Make some bread.
Christine, over there in INCE
Has taken quite a pasting,
Janice in the Xicor Zone
Got "Ruapehu Basting".
Mary over in Loral,
Was having oh such fun,
But slunk away when finding
That she really had been done!
There's Sir Rick/Mr Sherrie,
Our gender duo friend
Macho man or sissy sis?
He's quite inclined to bend.
This is where to go
When things are low
And "looking up" would be so great.
This is the club,
Get to the nub,
Of how to make your price inflate.
The paradox of GOOFI lore
Is to laugh when going down.
Knowing that you'll buy again,
When all around you frown.
Sit back, relax, enjoy the ride
And tell us what you think,
Don't leave town, invest with us,
We'll cheer ewe with a wink.
You've not quite got the picture!
No. Don't go make mistakes!
So many shares, allure and hope,
Are simply shiny fakes.
So now you're sheepish just like us
No longer Stock Guru.
But come the trough, the deep despair,
We'll know just what to do.
Maurice [Naturally Goofi] Winner
Official Mangere Resident.
[Is that presumptuous Llama, to claim such illustrious titles in one go?] |
