In an African tribe the old chief had died and a new one should be chosen among the most brave men.
The rules stated that the guy who want to be the new chief had to:
1) Swimming across a nearby river infested with crocodiles,
2) kill a cheetah with bare hands,
3) slap a lion twice in its face,
4) come back to the village and fuck the oldest woman in the tribe.
They've got at least twenty boys lined up for the contest. First one goes out, just jump on the river and is chewed alive by the crocodiles. Second one manages to swim half of the river and becomes crocodile lunch. Third one swims fast as hell, gets across, and wrestles with the cheetah, which kills him and leave his carcass for the vultures, by the time the candidates had been mowed down at every step, only one remained. It was the village's last chance to get a new chief.
The boy was to prove he was a tough one.
He jumped on the river, knife between his teeth, and instead of swimming across, he started chasing the crocodiles and slice them into pieces with his knife, the crocodiles run away and clear the river for him, the cheetah, he even came close to it, he hit it from 20m away with a stone, and the cheetah was dead. The villagers raised clapping their hands and shouting,: "This is da man, This is da man!" "Go for the lion!"
He went into the thick forest to face the lion, the only thing that the villagers heard for half an hour was a lion crying like they never have heard an animal cry before, and the boy cried too! The trees were shaking, pieces of branches flew over the place, and the lion just cried, and roared and cried again. After half an hour the boy came out, covered in blood, but still alive, gasping for air he asked the villagers:
"Where is the oldest woman of the tribe that I have to slap twice in the face? |
