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Non-Tech : The Official Guide To GOOFS

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To: Michael Sphar who wrote (287)7/15/1996 6:59:00 PM
From: Maurice Winn   of 3539
 
Michael, What a lovely sight today's Nasdaq graph makes. Do you get warm feelings when you see that? The mark of a troo goof. Spike getting his comeuppance! And what a cosmic confluence of psychic energy; this thread must be at a node in the universe - a worldwide integral of investment inhibition.

Without prompting, Llama [note the diverse origins from Peru to Tibet of the very Llama way, from beast to philosophical phounder], phound "Winn"ebago. Many links are evident. Another - you went to the very core of financial creation and have hanging on your wall, Wall Street Totems of enormous value. Llama has identified the transition of money, to Nasdaq certificate to gastrointestinal clearance hygiene material [GCHM].

With the Fed ensuring a rapid process in that direction, they bypass the Nasdaq component and ensure there are so many of the Wall Street Totems that your wall collection rapidly transits into GCHM in an invisible process of transmogrification.

Now Ruapehu is a mere node on the real McCoy, Taupo. Remember the word. "Taupo". One day it will wake and Ruapehu will look like a pimple on a pumpkin. A pumpkin 10 km x 10 km x 20 km flying into the sky, exploding into a sesquitillion bits. A Taniwha [a kind of New Zealand dragon] lives in that lake and Tane [the most fearsome figure who ever walked the world] lives deep in the earth. When they are angered, Oh Man! You will know the word Taupo outside this thread.

Without losing the thread, subduction is a wondrous mechanism whereby the energy of the world is collected and fed deep into the earth to feed Tane. Little by little, year by year, we drift a Tectonic waltz.

Deep beneath Wall Street, this tide is sucking the energy from the Nasdaq/Dow mountainous graphs. One day, Tane will talk and the Taniwha and he will leap from Taupo to wreak havoc on the earth. Without putting too fine a point on it, a little like Grasshopper and Z-dog.

Janice has correctly identified the correlation, so it would perhaps be better that she remain in Xicor than risk the inevitable fury of Tane should the confluence of competing power of this node exceed his tolerance.

Meanwhile, this has implications for the NZ dollar and the offer I made you of the original prototype NZ$1000. Right now, you can buy NZ$1 for about US69 cents. It was US55 not long ago. And US44 12 years ago. This, I believe is a measure of Tane's wrath and at some stage, no-one knows where .............!!!!!!!

Now, there is a peculiar thing about this new money, this "Tane Token". It is worth what you say it is. But no matter what you say it is worth. It will be worth more to you later, but only at a gradual rate. But the more you say it is worth, the more important you feel and the more valuable it is. And the really good thing is that you can buy it for what you say it is worth. But what you say it is worth is the definition of it's value. Are you still with this? And the REALLY good thing is that if you buy it for a lot, you can still get another genuine original guaranteed wall mounted Tane Token later.

So make your offer. Don't feel bad. Any offer is good. This is the power of Tane. No need to feel ugly or greedy. You'll offend nobody. You will simply establish your own value in your own eyes. Should you wish, we can fleece-line the frame, which adds charm.

Now I left this bit till last, because some people are rather faint-hearted. When Tane is mad, he calls in the sky Gods too, who drop a 1 kilometre meteorite into the Pacific from a great height. You can read about it in the Loral thread [heading for GOOF status if you are wanting one, down 30% from it's peak]. The end result, bluntly, is that all of East Coast USA will be available for retenanting [after a bit of reconstruction]. If he is REALLY mad, that will be a good outcome because they use bigger ones.

Fortunately, this has not happened recently. But unfortunately, there has never been a confluence of contrary power as we are witnessing now in the creation of competing psychic energy through this very medium you see before you now.

Don't believe the blandishments of Wall Street, The Fed, Bill [either of them], Brokers or Mutual Funds. Go with the flow. Take the Tane Token.
NGW - Official Mangere Resident
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