THE REAL THREE BEARS
It's a sunny morning in the Big Forest, and the Bear family is just
waking up. Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small
chair at the table, he looks into his small bowl. It is empty. "Who's
been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks.
Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big chair. He
looks into his big bowl, and it is also empty. "Who's been eating
my Porridge?," he roars.
Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the kitchen
and
yells, "For God's sake, how many times do we
have to go through this? It was Momma Bear who got up first, It was
Momma Bear who woke up everyone in the house, It was
Momma Bear who made the Coffee, It was Momma Bear who unloaded the
dishwasher from last night, and put everything
away, It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to
fetch the newspaper, It was Momma Bear who set the
table, It was Momma Bear who put the cat out, cleaned the litter box,
and filled the cat's water and food dish, And, now that
you've decided to drag your asses downstairs and grace Momma Bear's
kitchen with your grumpy presence, listen good,
cause I'm only going to say this one more time . . .
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE DAMN PORRIDGE YET !!" |
