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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (23663)5/24/2002 9:54:34 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (2) of 62547
 
You know you're working too hard if...

You explain to your bank manager that you prefer to think of yourself as "highly leveraged" as opposed to "in debt".

You refer to your significant other as "my co-CEO."

You can explain to somebody the difference between "re-engineering", "down-sizing", "right-sizing", and "firing people's asses".

You feel sorry for Dilbert's boss.

You account for your tuition as a capital expenditure instead of an expense.

You believe you never have any problems in your life, just "issues" and "improvement opportunities".

You use the term "value-added" without falling down laughing.

You give constructive feedback to your dog.
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