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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (23709)5/30/2002 6:41:51 AM
From: Doug Coughlan  Read Replies (1) of 62543
 
Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and
beautiful big breasted nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and
they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she
danced in front of them would not be ordained because
he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate,
with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response
from all the priests until she got to the final
priest.
As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that
it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.
Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over
to pick up the bell.
And then, all the other bells started to ring...
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