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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (23738)	6/3/2002 9:44:33 PM
From: Doug Coughlan	Read Replies (1) of 62547

Two nuns were traveling through Europe in their car. They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly out of nowhere a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield. Quick, Quick! shouts Sister Marilyn, the younger of the two nuns. "What shall we do?" "Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination.", says the older and wiser Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "What shall I do now?!, shouts Sister Marilyn. "Switch on the windshield washer again. I have filled it up with Holy Water from the Vatican," says Sister Helen. Sister Marilyn turns on the windshield washer again. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns. "Now What??!!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "Show him your cross", says Sister Helen. Now you're talking replies Sister Marilyn. She opens the window and shouts, "GET THE FU-- OFF OUR CAR!!!"

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