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To: backman who wrote (23845)	6/16/2002 11:03:08 PM
From: Bag of Pucks	Read Replies (1) of 62558

My favourite Stock Broker Joke: Stock Broker goes to Heaven and St. Peter greets him but can't decide whether or not he should go to Heaven or Hell so he lets the Stock Broker decide after taking a tour. Stock Broker goes to Hell first and checks it out. There he found lots of people partying, drinking and having a good time. He goes to the bar and spots the Devil himself and says 'so, is it always this much fun around here?' and the Devil says, 'Yeah, everyday's a party!' Next the Broker goes to Heaven and there he finds birds singing, flowers blooming, streams flowing and general peace and tranquility. Thinking it through, he decides that Heaven is pretty boring so he makes up his mind that he'd rather hang out at the party downstairs and tells St. Peter so. So, back down he goes but this time when he gets to Hell, he sees people being tortured and screaming in pain. Again he spots the Devil and asks him "What gives? You told me that everyday was a party, but all I see are people in agony." Devil replies 'That was when you were a prospect... now you're a client'.

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