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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: High Grader who wrote (23876)6/18/2002 4:50:38 PM
From: Doug Coughlan  Read Replies (1) of 62558
 
MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"After all that money your father and I spent on
braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"

COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, you still could
have written!"

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you
have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"All right, if you aren't hiding your report card
inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat? Can't you just wear a
baseball cap like the other kids

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"But it's your senior picture. Couldn't you do
something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse,
something, ANYTHING...?"

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"The next time I catch you throwing money across the
Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"

JONAH'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"That's a nice story. Now tell me where you've really
been for the last forty years."

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric
light bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed!"
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