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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: BKS who started this subject6/20/2002 9:29:37 PM
From: Raymond Duray  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns
to the big one and says; I don't understand how you can be so much
bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same size as kids... I
just don't get it."
"Well," says the big alligator, "what have you been eating?" "Lawyers,
same as you," replies the small alligator. "Hm. Well, where do you
catch'em?"
"Down at that law firm on the edge of the swamp." "Same here. Hm. How do
you catch'em?"
"Well, I crawl under a BMW and wait for someone to unlock the door. Then
I jump out, bite'em, shake the shit out of 'em, and eat'em!" "Ah!" says
the big alligator, "I think I see your problem. See, by the time you get
done shakin' the shit out of a lawyer, there's nothing'left but lips and
a briefcase..
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