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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (24006)7/4/2002 11:56:56 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62554
 
On Men....

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain AND bought jewelry!

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

4. Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.

5. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaners. These men usually have jobs and bathe.

6. Men are sensitive in strange ways. If a man has built a fire and the last log does not burn, he will take it personally.

7. Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

8. Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

9. Most men hate to shop. That's why the men's department is usually on the first floor of a department store, two inches from the door.

10. No man is charming all of the time. Even Cary Grant is on record saying he wished he could be Cary Grant.

11. Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie The Way We Were twice... voluntarily.

12. Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with superheroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

- Rita Rudner.
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