When I was in my younger days,
> I weighed a few pounds less,
> I didn't hold my tummy in to wear a belted dress.
> But now that I am older,
> I've set my body free;
> There's the comfort of elastic
> Where my waist once used to be.
>
> Inventor of those high-heeled shoes
> My feet have not forgiven;
> I have to wear a nine now,
> But I used to wear a seven.
>
> And how about those pantyhose-
> They're sized by weight, you see,
> So how come when I put them on
> The crotch is at my knee?
>
> I need to wear these glasses
> As the print keeps getting smaller;
> It wasn't very long ago I know that I was taller
>
> Though my hair has turned to gray
> and my skin no longer fits,
> On the inside I'm the same old me,
> Just the outside's changed a bit.
>
> On a positive note...
>
> I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems
> today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow.
>
> I've learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way
> he/she handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled
> Christmas tree lights.
>
> I've learned that regardless of your relationship with your
> parents, you'll miss them when they're gone from your life.
>
> I've learned that making a "living" is not the same thing as
> making a "life."
>
> I've learned that life sometimes gives you a second chance.
>
> I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's
> mitt on both hands. You need to be able to throw something back.
>
> I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I
> usually make the right decision.
>
> I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one.
>
> I've learned that every day you should reach out and touch
> someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.
>
> I've learned that I still have a lot to learn.
>
> I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will
> forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.
>
> Please send this to five phenomenal women today.
> If you do, something good will happen: you will boost another
> woman's self esteem.
>
> If you don't ..... your left boob will drop off!
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