A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from
>an
> >old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next
> > > >day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but
> >I have some
> > > >bad news, the donkey died."
> > > > >
> >> > > Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
> > > > >The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
> > > > >Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."
> > > > >
> >> > > The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"
> >> > >
> >> > > Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."
> >> > >
> >> > > Farmer, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
> >> > >
> >> > > Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is
>dead."
> >> > >
> >> > > A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What
>happened
> > > >with that dead donkey?"
> > > > >
> > > > > Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a
>piece
> >and made a profit of $898.00."
> > > > >
> >> > > Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"
> >> > >
> >> > > Kenny, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
> >> > >
> >> > > Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron. |
