Cajun Jokes
Thibodeaux was driving his car past Boudreaux's house and saw a sign that read: "Boat For Sale". "Thibodeaux marches up to Boudreaux's front porch and knocks hard on the door and Boudreaux opens it. Thibodeaux say, "Boudreaux! How long we ban frands?"
Boudreaux say, "Well....all our lives Thibodeaux"
Thibodeaux say, "Why don't you told me you gotta boat?"
Boudreaux say, "I ant gotta boat!"
Thibodeaux say, "Da' sign say; "BOAT FOR SALE".
Boudreaux say, " OH-NO Thibodeaux? ... See dat old '72 ford pickem'up truck over-dare?"
Thibodeaux say, "yas, I see dat old pickem'up truck"
Boudreaux say, "See dat '76 Cheverloet Ce-dan"
Thibodeaux say, "yas, I see dat Ce-dan"
Boudreaux say, "Well, dey boat for sale.
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Old man Boudreaux (about 87 years old) was in court to testify as a witness in a burglary case. The defense attorney, Thibodeaux, asked him, "Mr. Boudreaux, did you actually saw my client break into dat house?"
Boudreaux answers him, "Mais, yeh, I saw him plain as de nose on you face.
"Thibodeaux again asks, "Mr.Boudreaux, dis alleged crime happened at night. You sho' it was my client you saw break into dat house ? You know, you gettin' to be pretty old and I'm sure you eyesight ain't what it used to be. Jus' how far you can see at night ?"
Boudreaux tells him, "Mais you couyon, I can see de moon at night. How far dat is ?"
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Boudreaux pulled over as well as he could to the side of the bridge.
The StateTrooper walked up to the window with his clipboard in his hand. He axed, "Did you know that you were going 80 miles an hour and the speed limit on this bridge is 60."
Boudreaux looked at the carpet of the truck for the cigarette he dropped. He said, "Nope. I was going 60."
The Trooper sounded fed up as he looked at his clip board and said, "Nope. I clocked you at 80." The trooper looked over at Marie sitting looking out of the passenger window at the cypress trees in the water. The Trooper said, "Mam, I clocked the man at 80. He said he was going 60. Now you tell me. Was he going 60 or 80?"
Marie said, "I never argue with Boudreaux when he's been drinking."
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