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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Barney who wrote (24392)8/13/2002 8:43:36 PM
From: Karen Lawrence  Read Replies (1) of 62551
 
108 degrees in OR today...Dog For Sale

This guy sees a sign in front of a house "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back
yard. The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting
there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Yep," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The mutt looks up and says "Well, I discovered this gift pretty
young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA
about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to
country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leader, cause no
one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their
most valuable spies eight years running. The jetting around
really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and
I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport
to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some
incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals.
Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he
wants for the dog. The owner says "Ten dollars." The guy says
he'll buy him but asks the owner, "This dog is amazing. Why on
earth are you selling him and for virtually nothing?" The owner replies,
"Because he lies."
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