Punning around with Mark & Mike...
"I'll have to dig another ditch around that castle," Mark sighed, remotely.
"I'll have to send that telegram again," Mike said, remorsefully.
"That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion," Mark said, offhandedly.
"I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!" Mark said, beside himself.
"I'm never anywhere on time," Mike related.
"I've been on a diet," Mark expounded.
"That's the third electric shock I've gotten this week!" Mike said, revolted.
"I've lived through a lot of windstorms," Mike regaled.
"I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!" Mark said, dolefully.
"I haven't caught a fish all day!" Mike said, without debate.
"That's the third time my teacher changed my grade," Mark remarked.
"I keep banging my head on things," Mark said, bashfully.
"I remember the midwest being flatter than this," Mike explained.
"I won't let a flat tire get me down," Mark said, without despair.
"Look at that jailbird climb down that wall," Mike observed with condescension.
"That car you sold me has defective steering!" Mike said, straightforwardly. |
