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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Ian@SI who wrote (24588)8/27/2002 11:50:24 AM
From: arnold silver  Read Replies (1) of 62551
 
> Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 85, are all excited about their decision
to
> get married.
>
> They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a
> drugstore.
>
> Jacob suggests that they go in.
>
> Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:" Are you the owner?"
>
> The pharmacist answers " Yes".
>
> Jacob: "Do you sell heart medication?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
>
> Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
>
> Pharmacist: "All kinds."
>
> Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism? "
>
> Pharmacist: "Definitely."
>
> Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Of course."
>
> Jacob: "Medicine for memory?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety."
>
> Jacob: "What about vitamins and sleeping pills?"
>
> Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
>
> Jacob turns to Rebecca:
>
> "Sweetheart, we might as well register our wedding gift list with them!!
>
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