DEAR ABBY STUMPERS
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Buren
(Dear Abby) admitted she was at a total loss to answer:
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Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me.
One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
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Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and
violence on my VCR?
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Dear Abby,
I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much
I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is even his.
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Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has
been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive, and
I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.
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Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy,
raised in a good Christian home, turn against his own?
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Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now,
how do I get out?
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Dear Abby,
My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist
$50 an hour every week for two- and-a-half years.
He must be crazy.
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Dear Abby,
Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor
a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant and couldn't, and he did it.
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Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short-tempered. Do you think
she is going through her mental pause?
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Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest
in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he IS a doctor. What now? |
