A "Husband Shopping Center" was opened
where women could go to choose from among many men,
for a husband.
It was laid out in five floors, with the men increasing
in positive attributes as you ascended up the floors.
The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor,
you must choose a man from that floor, and if you went up a
floor,
you couldn't go back down except to leave the place.
So, a couple of ladies go to the place to find men.
The first floor door had a sign that said:
These men have jobs and love kids.
The women read the sign and said:
"Well that's better than not having jobs,
or not loving kids, but I wonder what's farther up?"
So up they go to the second floor.
The second floor door had a sign that said:
These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are
extremely good looking. "Hmmm", say the ladies.
But, I wonder what's farther up?".
On the third floor door the sign read:
These men have high paying jobs, are extremely
good looking, love kids and help with the housework.
"Wow!" say the women. "Very tempting,
BUT, there's more farther up!?" And so again, they go up.
The sign on the fourth floor door said:
These men have high paying jobs, love kids,
are extremely good looking, help with the housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me. But just think!?!?!
What must be awaiting us farther on!"
So up to the fifth floor they go.
The sign on the fifth floor door said:
This floor is just to prove that women are impossible to
please.
Thank you for shopping and have a nice day |
