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Bush Favors "Tough Love" Policy for Nation's Wealthy
CRAWFORD, TX (Rhoiders) - Concerned that news about possible war with Iraq has been pushing economic issues off the front page, President George Bush this week reiterated his dedication to corporate reform and individual responsibility.
After diligently studying every iota of information gathered at his President's Economic Forum this summer, the White House Strictness But Fairness Policy Doctrine, nicknamed "Tough Love," has been formulated.
The President, an eloquent motivational speaker with a masterful understanding of economic science, has been busy delivering his message to wealthy audiences throughout the country. Some were extremely wealthy, some were just slightly wealthy. But he has gone to great lengths not to differentiate.
This unique Tough Love approach is based on personal experience. Bush recalled, "When I was little, my daddy caught me smoking cigarettes out in the middle of a pasture. He drug me through cow plop all the way back to the house and made me smoke a carton of Luckies. He gave me just what I wanted, and then some."
"We applied this same principle to executive accountability," the President explained. "If they want a solid gold urinal, let's give 'em two or three. If they want a hunerd million dollar bonus after bankrupting their employees, let's give 'em two hunerd million."
After enrolling in a Federal twelve-step program, increased tax breaks would be granted to high income individuals and larger tax credits given to corporations. Bush detailed the twelve steps, all of which involve donations to GOP candidates in exchange for tailor-made legislation and other special favors.
The President cautioned, "Some would have you believe I've spent 42% of my term on vacation. What they don't bother to mention is that the other 86% I'm out there in what I like to call 'This Great Country of Ours.' I'm shakin' hands on exclusive golf courses and at $50,000-a-plate dinners, talkin' with people and makin' promises. No matter how you add it up, that's 100%."
Bush added, "People need to know we're taking care of business, what I like to call 'TCB'. Fool you once, that's a walk in the shade. But fool a lotta people all the time, that's an Administration."
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