Three mice are sitting at a bar in a pretty rough
neighborhood late at night, trying to impress each other about how tough they are
The first mouse throws down a shot of bourbon,
slams the empty glass onto the bar, turns to the
second mouse and says, "When I see a mousetrap,
I lie on my back and set it off with my foot. When the
bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, bench press
it twenty times to work up an appetite, and then
make off with the cheese."
The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila,
drinks them down one after the other, slams both
glasses onto the bar, turns to the first mouse and
replies,
"Oh yeah? When I see rat poison, I collect as much
as I can, take it home, grind it up to a powder, and
add it to my coffee each morning so I can get a good
buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the
third mouse.
The third mouse finishes the beer he has in front of him,
lets out a long sigh and says to the first two,
"I don't have time for this bullshit.
Gotta go home and have sex with the cat." |
