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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Ian@SI who wrote (25147)10/13/2002 6:25:09 PM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
The Pope had just finished a tour of the Florida East Coast and was
taking a
limousine to the airport.

Having never driven a limo, he asked the chauffeur if he could drive
for a
while.

Well, the chauffeur didn't have much of a choice, so he got in the
back of
the limo and the Pope took the wheel. He turned onto I-95 and
accelerated to about 90 MPH.

WHAM! The blue lights of the State Highway Patrol flashed in his
rearview
mirror. He pulled over and a trooper came to his window. When the
trooper
saw who it was, he said, "Just a moment, please. I need to call in."

The trooper radioed in and asked for the chief.

Trooper: "I have a REALLY important person pulled over and I need to
know
what to do."

Chief: "Who is it, not Ted Kennedy again?"

Trooper: "No, even more important."

Chief: "It isn't the Governor Jeb Bush is it?".

Trooper: "No, even more important."
!
Chief: "It isn't the President George Bush, is it?"

Trooper: "No, even more important."

Chief: "Well, WHO the HECK is it?"

Trooper: "I don't know for sure but I think it might be Jesus. His
chauffeur is the Pope."
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