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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (25210)10/21/2002 10:12:48 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62569
 
A young Mexican man walked into the welfare office, marched straight up to the counter, and said, "Hi, I'm looking for a job."

The man behind the counter replied, "Your timing is amazing. We've just gotten a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided and you will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year."

The young Mexican said, "Ah c'mon man, you're bullsh*****g me!"

The man behind the counter said..........."Well, you started it!"
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