> An 80 year old man went to the doctor for a checkup and the doctor was
> amazed at what good shape the guy was in. The doctor asked, "To what do
> you attribute your good health?"
> The old timer said, "I'm a golfer and that's why I'm in such good
> shape. I'm up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the
> fairways."
> The doctor said, "Well, I'm sure that helps, but there's got to
> be more to it. How old was your dad when he died?" The old timer said,
> "Who said my dad's dead?"
> The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your dad's
> still alive? How old is he?"
> The old timer said, "He's 100 years old and, in fact, he golfed
> with me this morning, and that's why he's still alive... he's a golfer."
>
> The doctor said, "Well, that's great, but I'm sure there's more
> to it. How about your dad's dad? How old was he when he died?"
> The old timer said, "Who said my grandpa's dead?"
> The doctor said, "You mean you're 80 years old and your
> grandfather's still living! How old is he?"
> The old timer said, "He's 118 years old."
> The doctor was getting frustrated at this point and said, "I
> guess he went golfing with you this morning too?"
> The old timer said, "No... Grandpa couldn't go this morning
> because he got married."
> The Doctor said in amazement, "Got married!! Why would a
> 118-year-old guy want to get married?"
> The old timer said, "Who said he wanted to?"
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