golf ....
A lady golfer who visits a driving range to tone up before a game, is about to tee off, when she notices the man next to her. "Pardon me, sir" she said. "You are aiming in the wrong direction ---back towards the golf shop."
"Oy! - tanks for dat. Vitout you, I vouldn't know. I'm blindt." He then turns around and starts hitting out into the range. After a few minutes, he asks the lady how he is doing.
"Not bad." she answers. "Most of your shots are straight and
fairly long. Only a few of them are slicing."
"Tanks, again, Missus," he replies. "Vitout you telling, I vouldn't eppes know dese tings." A few shots later, he enquires again. "Do you mind I should ask a poysonal qvestionn ?"
"Not at all," she replies.
"I don't ,eppes... do vell mit the ladies. Am I ugly or vat ?"
"You're quite presentable," she replies "I don't think that should be a problem."
Smiling now, he exults " Hmmmm. Vat a relief. I vas always afraid to ask. Again, I've got to tank you." He was about to hit another ball when the lady interrupts him.
"Do you mind if I give you a bit of advice ?" she asks.
"Vit gladness. All de help you got I vill take ." he answers.
"Lose the Yiddish accent." she replies. "You're Chinese." |
