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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Ian@SI who wrote (25267)10/27/2002 4:14:11 PM
From: Tomato  Read Replies (2) of 62558
 
Anyone happen to know the similar one that ends "Vonce a Texan, alvays a Texan."? I can't remember how it goes.
OJ:
A man had car trouble in the ghetto and rang the doorbell of a house across from where his car konked out.

"Excuse me 'maam. You wouldn't happen to have a monkey wrench I could borrow, would you?"

The woman turned and walked to the back of the house, returning with a douche bag which she handed the man.

"I don't understand," the man said. "I asked for a monkey wrench."

"I don't know about you, honey, but that's what I wrench my monkey with."
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