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To: Barney who wrote (25290)	10/29/2002 7:33:36 PM
From: sandintoes	Read Replies (2) of 62592

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker...Ogden Nash!" The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner? DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that? SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW! Look at you! DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about? SAFER: Could we be overreacting? SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars. DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that? And my personal favorite..... DANGEROUS: What did you do all day? SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe! Men need a warning. Remember: Money talks. Chocolate sings.

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