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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Barney who wrote (25299)10/30/2002 9:26:34 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (2) of 62592
 
One day an old lady went to the doctors because she had an itch in her crotch. She told the doctor her problem and he said, "You have crabs". She informed the doctor that it could not be crabs because she was an eighty-year-old virgin.

She went to another doctor and explained her problem to him. The doctor said, "You probably have crabs."

"No" she said, "I am an eighty year old virgin."

Frustrated, she went to a third doctor. She said, "Doctor can you help me? I have an itch in my crotch. Don't tell me that it's crabs because I am an eighty year old virgin. It can't be crabs."

The doctor said, "Jump on the table and let's have a look."

After examining her the doctor proclaimed, "Ma'am, you're right, you don't have crabs, this cherry is so old, you have fruit flies."
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