I'm posting this in case I'm not the only person in the world who has never heard it.
Bill Gates passes away and goes up to heaven
>>>> where he is met by God.
>>>>
>>>> Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on
>>>> this one. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell.
>>>> After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in
>>>> almost every home in the world, and yet you created that ghastly
>>>> Windows.
>>>>
>>>> "I'm going to do something I've never done
>>>> before. I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
>>>>
>>>> Bill replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the
>>>> difference between the two?"
>>>>
>>>> God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly if it will
>>>> help you decide. Shall we look at Hell first?"
>>>>
>>>> "Sure" said Bill, "Let's go!"
>>>>
>>>> Bill was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy
>>>> beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful men
>>>> and women running around, playing in the water, laughing and
>>>> frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was
>>>> perfect.
>>>>
>>>> "This is great!" said Bill. "If this is Hell, I
>>>> can't wait to see heaven."
>>>>
>>>> God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw
>>>> puffy white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting
>>>> about playing harps and singing. It was nice, but surely not as
>>>> enticing as Hell.
>>>>
>>>> Bill Gates thought for only a brief moment and rendered his
>>>> decision.
>>>>
>>>> " God, I do believe I would like to go to Hell."
>>>>
>>>> As you desire," said God.
>>>>
>>>> Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire
>>>> to see how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a
>>>> wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was
>>>> being burned and tortured by demons.
>>>>
>>>> How ya doin', Bill?" asked God.
>>>>
>>>> Bill responded with anguish and despair, "This is awful! This is
>>>> not what I expected at all! What happened to the beach and the
>>>> beautiful women playing in the water?"
>>>>
>>>> "Oh THAT?!" said God. "That was the Screen Saver."
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