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To: BKS who started this subject	11/21/2002 10:18:15 AM
From: RMP	Read Replies (1) of 62558

The Polish Divorce A Polish lad married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him - "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed of getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions: LAWYER; Have you any grounds? POLE: Ja,Ja, an acre and half. LAWYER: Does your wife beat you up POLE: No, I'm always up before her. LAWYER: Is your wife a nagger? POLE: No, she white LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce? POLE: She going to kill me. LAWYER: What makes you think that? POLE: I got proof. LAWYER: What kind of proof? POLE: She bought a bottle at the drug store, and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read - it says, "Polish Remover."

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