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To: Barney who wrote (25710)	12/3/2002 3:11:20 AM
From: Richnorth	Read Replies (1) of 62549

TWO FOR THE ROAD The Israeli police were looking for a man named Joseph, wanted for looting in the port city of Haifa. The suspect was described as the son of a Barcelona ex-nun and a German father. He was a former flutist, and he worked occasionally as a farmer. In short, he was "A Haifa-lootin', flutin' Teuton, son-of-a-nun from Barcelona, part-time plowboy Joe." -------------------------------------------- Two elderly ladies are walking through a zoo. They come across the gorillas, and after a while they notice that the male gorilla has a massive erection. The elderly ladies are fascinated by this. One of the women just can't Bear it any longer and she reaches into the cage to touch it. Suddenly, the gorilla grabs her, drags her into the cage and mates with her for six hours nonstop! When he's done, the gorilla throws the woman back out of the cage. An ambulance is called and the woman is taken away to the hospital. A few days later her friend visits her and asks: "Are you hurt?" "Am I hurt?" she answers. "Wouldn't you be? He hasn't called, he hasn't written..."

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