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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Carragher who wrote (25734)12/6/2002 12:25:28 AM
From: Neeka  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
TIGER ON A TRIP

Taking a wee break from the European golf circuit,Tiger Woods drives his new Buick to an Irish gas station. The attendant greets him in typical Irish manner, unaware who the golf pro is.

"Top o' the mornin'! Shall I fill er up?"

Tiger nods yes and gets out of the car and when he does two tees fall out of his pocket.

"So what might those be, son?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"And what would ya' be usin' 'em for, now?" inquires the Irishman.

"Well, they're for resting my balls on when I drive," replies Tiger.

"Jaysus, Mary and Joseph!" exclaims the Irish attendant. "Those fellas at

Buick think of everything."
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