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To: Guardian who wrote (25888)	12/18/2002 5:20:55 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) of 62558

ELF JOKES What kind of music do elves like best? "Wrap" music! How many elves does it take to change a light bulb? Ten! One to change the light bulb and nine to stand on each other's shoulders! What kind of money do elves use? Jingle bills! Why did Santa's helper see the doctor? Because he had low "elf" esteem! How long should an elf's legs be? Just long enough to reach the ground! Why did the elf put his bed into the fireplace? He wanted to sleep like a log! What's the first thing elves learn in school? The "elf"-abet! How do elves greet each other? "Small world, isn't it?" What do they call a wild elf in Texas? Gnome on the range! Why did the elves spell Christmas N-O-E? Because Santa had said, "No L!" Why did the elves ask the turkey to join the band? Because he had the drum sticks! What's another name for Santa's helpers? Subordinate clauses!

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