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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: John Carragher who wrote (25939)12/23/2002 10:57:09 AM
From: John Carragher  Read Replies (1) of 62555
 
t-shirt sayings
1) My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't!
(2) I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
(3) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
(4) You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
(5) Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research.
(6) I'm not a complete idiot--some parts are missing.
(7) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
(8) NyQuil - The stuffy, sneezy, why-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
(9) I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather . . . not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
(10) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
(11) I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
(12) Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
(13) Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
(14) MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team.
(15) Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam (seen on Cape Cod)
(16) Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up
(17) Procrastinate Now
(18) Rehab Is for Quitters
(19) My Dog Can Lick Anyone
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