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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: William H Huebl who wrote (26081)1/2/2003 10:26:02 AM
From: Guardian  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
CLEVER !!

Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.
Avoidable : What a bullfighter tries to do.
Bernadette : The act of torching a mortgage
Burglarize : What a crook sees with
Control : A short, ugly inmate
Counterfeiters : Workers who put together kitchen cabinets
Eclipse : what an English barber does for a living
Eyedropper : a clumsy ophthalmologist
Heroes : what a guy in a boat does
Left Bank : what the robber did when his bag was full of loot
Misty : How golfers create divots
Paradox : two physicians
Parasites : what you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
Pharmacist : a helper on the farm
Polarize : what penguins see with
Primate : removing your spouse from in front of the TV
Relief : what trees do in the spring
Rubberneck : what you do to relax your wife
Seamstress : describes 250 pounds in a size 6
Selfish : what the owner of a seafood store does
Sudafed : brought litigation against a government official
And my favorite.
Subdued: like a guy, like works on one ot those, like, submarines,man
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