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To: Barney who wrote (26114)1/5/2003 10:07:27 AM
From: Barney  Read Replies (1) of 62578
 
Subject: A Woman's View.....

Men are like ... Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Men are like ... Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.

Men are like ... Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

Men are like ... Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night.

Men are like ... Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

Men are like ... Government Bonds. They take so long to mature.

Men are like ... Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

Men are like ... Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

Men are like ... Parking Spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped or extremely small.

Men are like ... Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

Men are like ... Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.

Men are like ... Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.

Men are like ... Crystal. Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.

Best of all,

Men are like ... Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you......
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