Two old men were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.
One leaned over the other and said, "Crimony sakes! Life is boring. We never have any fun these days. For $5.00, I'd take my clothes off and streak through the darned flower show!"
"You're on!" said the other old fellow, holding up five dollars.
As fast as he could, the first old man fumbled his way out of his clothes, and while completely naked, streaked through the front door of the town hall.
His friend heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by a loud roar of applause. The streaker burst back out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd. Hurriedly, he ran over to his eager buddy.
"Wow, what happened?" asked his friend.
"It was great!" he said, "I won first prize for best dried arrangement!"
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This man in a Volkswagen Beetle pulls up next to a guy in a Rolls-Royce
> at a
> stop sign.
>
> Their windows are open and he yells at the guy in the Rolls:
>
> "Hey, you got a telephone in that Rolls?"
>
> The guy in the Rolls says, "Yes, of course I do."
>
> "I got one too... see?"
>
> "Uh, huh, yes, that's very nice."
>
> "You got a fax machine?"
>
> "Why, actually, yes, I do."
>
> "I do too! See? It's right here!"
>
> "Uh-huh."
>
> The light is just about to turn green and the guy in the Volkswagen says,
>
> "So, do you have a double bed in back there?"
>
> And the guy in the Rolls says, "NO! Do you?"
>
> "Yep, got my double bed right in back here see?!"
>
> The light turns and the man in the Volkswagen takes off.
>
> Well, the guy in the Rolls is not about to be one-upped, so he goes
> immediately to a customizing shop and orders them to put a double bed in
>
> back of his car.
>
> About two weeks later, the job is finally done and he picks up his car and
> drives all over town looking for
> the Volkswagen.
>
> He finally finds it parked alongside the road so he pulls his Rolls up next
> to it.
>
> The windows on the Volkswagen are all fogged up and he feels a little
> awkward about it, but he gets out of his newly modified Rolls and taps on
> the foggy window of the Volkswagen.
>
> The man in the Volkswagen finally opens the window a crack and peeks out.
>
> The guy in the Rolls says, "Hey. Remember me?"
>
> "Yeah, yeah, I remember you. What's up?"
>
> "Check this out... I got a double bed installed in my Rolls."
>
> And the man in the Volkswagen says,
>
> "YOU GOT ME OUT OF THE SHOWER TO TELL ME THAT?!"
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