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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Carolyn who wrote (26390)1/29/2003 12:34:39 PM
From: Carolyn  Read Replies (1) of 62549
 
"THE BOY, THE MAN AND HIS DONKEY"

Once upon a time in the not-so-long-ago a farmer decided to take his
produce to town to sell.
He said to his fourteen year old son,: "Son, catch the donkey and we will
hie ourselves to yon village where we will sell our goods and buy victuals
(that's "vittles" to you folks in Awstin, Teksiss).
As they set off for yonder town a quarter mile away there came upon them
an official group from the town called the "Cee Pee Ess" (for you folks in
Pass-A-Deena, that's: "Child Protective Services).
They said,: "Sir! Fie on you! You're makin' that pore fourteen year old boy
walk a whole quarter mile to town while you ride in ostentatious splendor
upon that donkey!". "We're gonna take you to court for that!".
When they got to the court they told Judge "Lettemgo" Jones what they
had seen and the judge said: "I believe that's the worst case of child abuse
I ever saw". "Sir, I fine you that sack of goodies you're carryin' and
furthermore, I rule that you let that pore fourteen year ole child ride and
YOU walk!".
On the way backhome the man was walkin' and the boy was ridin' the
donkey when a group of the Righteous Members of the Local "Aye Ar Pee Gee",
(that's the "Animal Rights Protection Gang" to you folks in Filladellfee)
happened upon them and said, "Lookit that! That pore donkey is doin' slave
work carryin' that child!"."We need to make sure it will never be humiliated
again by havin' to carry someone!" so they broke it's legs. Then they went
away, proud as can be having won another victory for animal rights!

Moral: If you don't wanna lose your ass you better keep away from liberal
judges and do-gooders!
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