Dog gone philosophy:
No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation."
- Fran Lebowitz
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Anonymous
"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you
> are wonderful." - Ann Landers
>
> "If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where
> they went." - Will Rogers
>
> "There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
> face." - BenWilliams
>
> "A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves
> himself." - Josh Billings
>
> "The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." -
> Andrew A. Rooney
>
> "We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can
> spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man
> has ever made." - M. Facklam
>
> "Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike
> people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love
> and hate." - Sigmund Freud
>
> "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
> have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber
>
> "I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his
> water bowl." - Penny Ward Moser
>
> "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around
> three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley
>
> "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird
> religious cult." - Rita Rudner
>
> "Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of
> current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all
> kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially
> urgent, are often continued in the next yard." - Dave Barry
>
> "Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog."
> - Franklin P. Jones
>
> "If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown
>
> "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a
> can. That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
>
> "Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside of a
> dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
>
> "Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back
> from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork,
> half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" - Anne
> Tyler
>
> "Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
> relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein |
