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To: Knighty Tin who wrote (26548)	2/10/2003 11:36:56 AM
From: Carolyn	Read Replies (1) of 62549

Viola, the church organist,was 85 and had never been married. She was very much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The Pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring. She welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared to make a little hot tea. As the young pastor sat facing her old pump organ, he noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Surely, Miss Viola had flipped or something. When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater. Eventually unable to contain himself and longer, he said "Miss Viola, I wonder if you would tell me about this (pointing to the bowl). "OH Yes", she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it will prevent disease. And you know...I haven't had a cold all winter."

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