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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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To: Bill Grant who wrote (26538)2/10/2003 9:14:20 PM
From: sandintoes  Read Replies (1) of 62567
 
Some NEW Redneck jokes...
You Might Be a Redneck If

1.Your fishing license is more precious to you than your marriage license.
2. You can name more state penitentiaries than state capitals.
3. You've sent "compliments to the chef" at McDonald's.
4. The only thing you inherited from your father was alcoholism.
5. Your dogs sleep on your bed and your wife sleeps on the sofa.
6. You've been up for parole more times than you've been up for promotion.
7. Both you and your wife wore ponytails on your wedding day.
8. Police ever raided your storage unit.
9. Ever vehicle you own has a winch.
10 You ever cooked in WD-40.
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