A man walks into a bar and calls the bartender over.
"My good man," I have no money. "However, if I show you something you've never seen before, will you give me a double Chivas, neat, on the house?"
"Mr., I've seen it all, but give it your best shot."
The man opens his briefcase and takes out a perfectly formed miniature grand piano.
"Nicely made," the bartender says, "but I've seen little pianos before."
The man smiles and pulls out a man, a foot high, dressed in a tuxedo. The little guy sits down at the grand piano and plays "The Minute Waltz."
"O.K., you've earned your scotch. But where did you ever find this talented little guy?"
"I found a magic lamp and rubbed it, and out popped a genie. She said she would grant me one wish."
"And you wished for this?"
"Actually, I didn't realize that the genie was hard of hearing after all those years in the bottle, and after I made my wish, she granted me a 12 inch pianist." |
